Salted Away

15 03 2010

I can’t decide whether this latest line of nonsense makes more or less sense than last week’s nonsense about the Obama administration banning sports fishing, but…whatever.  The goal, of course, is not to expose anything approaching actual government action, but instead to create an atmosphere of confusion and paranoia surrounding the White House and its policy goals.  And the best part is that nothing actually has to be proved!  The failure of the Great Liberal No-Salt Conspiracy to transpire will, naturally, be explained as the victory of Real Americans over the Nanny State: They wanted to ban your pizza, but thankfully we caught on to them just in time, and etc.

—Jason

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