23 06 2010

The curtain draws back and out comes Redstate’s David Poff. He clears his throat, tugs his tie, and begins to read his solemn statement:

While the narrative might veer toward suggesting this is MacArthur-esque, the MacArthur here (the pompous, overconfident, know-it-all that won’t listen to his closest advisors) is Commander-In-Chief Barack “I have no clue what I’m doing but I’ll be damned if I’ll allow myself to be criticized by underlings” Obama.

He glances up at the audience, and ends with a threat, “More as this story develops…”

Fades away.

The comments are something else, too.  Reading them produces a slightly tipsy, light-headed sensation not unlike being drunk on bad champagne.  They’re all gold, baby, but this one…

I miss Bush. He really knew what he was doing and always too the advice of those close to him. These wars would be over if he were still in office.

That the pure, undiluted shit right there, man.





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