Alvin Greene, Democratic U.S. Senate candidate from South Carolina:
Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It’s not something a typical person would bring up. That’s something that could happen, that makes sense. It’s not a joke.
It so totally is not a joke. This guy is either a performance-art genius or a legitimate crackpot of an extremely rare order.